NOBODY IS ANGRY!

[Originally written by me on Tuesday 21 November 2006]

I am hot natured!! Anger is always on my nose :-)). My little niece told me this fact on Sunday evening. I was amused to know this and pretended beating her by laughingly clapping my hands near her ears. Kids always learn new things. Last week she learned this formula of telling natures from her class mates. Now she asks everybody in house about their birth details. After doing some calculations she starts counting from her forehead. If the counting ends at forehead it means you are wise, if it ends on nose it means you are of angry temperament, ending on lips makes you a chatter box and ending on chin means you are good looking. I ended on nose and was branded angry natured!! What should I do to relieve my newly acquired anger?  May be I am going to take off a twig from some tree and throw it like an IPBM at imaginary enemies living on Neptune! ICBM (Inter Continental Ballistic Missile) is an older idea now, IPBM (Inter Planetary Ballistic Missile) sounds exciting. ICBM sounds like some Stone Age concept or may be it has the capability to bring back the Stone Age. IPBM is better, at least it will explode away form earth. I am thinking about a new version of ICBM. Instead of atomic warhead it may be fitted with a more advance 3 in 1 system - destroying hunger, disease and fanatisism with a fatal blow. I'd like to fire this ICBM on every possible target. What a blast it will be for pests in human shape who are biting away foundations of human civilization! I think it's better to make this world a heaven instead of giving a heavenly residential address to its inhabitants. I don't know about the statistics, but I think one year of defense expenditure of world should be sufficient enough to provide satisfactory housing to everyone on this earth. Another year of expenditure can take care of health & education needs of all. But what we are doing? We are busy in wasting our resources to safeguard ourselves against our own created fears. Now it's something to be angry of. Yes kiddie! You are right, your chachu (uncle) really carries the anger on nose, but he is helpless and can't do anything :( . This is a strange world; even to ensure peace we need atomic backup, depleted uranium arsenal, cluster bombs and anything which can kill and we are killing for peace!!! OMG.